that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
Best description of Deadpool ever.
accurate. And it’s not just Spidey he hits on. He crushes on ALL the big names.
Deadpool’s epic trip to the pizza place during the Infinity tie-in in Thunderbolts.
i think im gonna cry
This is like an over the top version of the whole “I’m not racist I have friends that are Japanese” excuse
I can sleep or read fanfiction of series i dont even know about and i think we all know what the obvious choice is
Fuck i am hella weak when it comes to horror, i mean i watched four and a half episodes of supernatual at my friends house today, I only really like investigation bit because I love that stuff, but with the actual horror and demons and stuff I just fucking cant do it, I’m weak, I need to sleep with my light on again.
The entire smash roster should just be all of the fe:a characters
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
if chrom or some other fe newcomer is in smash 4 and they release a video for them like with the other newcomers im gonna pee my pantaloons
im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life